Sweet, Sweet Nothings
So, we have this fella named Sebastian who’s using the most played-out lines to pick up a girl. “How you can’t see your own beauty is beyond me!” “I feel like I’m seeing you for the first time!” Yeah, dude, we get it. You’re some sensitive dude who’s trying to melt a woman’s heart by using the oldest lines in the playbook. Good for you.
All she had to do was respond with a sad-face emoji, and that was the end of the convo. Sebastian, you really need to up your game, buddy. You should really know that constantly calling someone “beautiful” is like nice guy 101 stuff.