They’re Mine
How does complimenting people work again? If you compliment someone about something they have, it’s because you want it, right? There’s no such thing as complimenting people just for the sake of showing kindness. So, if you’re going to tell a total stranger that you think they have nice, say, teeth, you can bet you’re going to get a response like this.
The dude was a total weirdo about the whole complimenting thing, though. Who speaks using asterisks, like they’re narrating their lives from the third-person perspective? This is like some high-level fedora nonsense that we’ve never encountered before.