*Leaves in Utter Disappointment*
While we’re on the subject of narrating what’s going on in the third person, get a load of this role-playing hilarity. However, it appears that both these characters are in on the whole thing, so this isn’t as creepy as it is just one huge improv show.
Apparently, the guy who initiated the role-playing text exchange had something hot and steamy planned in the bedroom in the back. Little did he know that the entire made-up home was just kitchen after kitchen. When they finally reached the bedroom, there was an audience waiting for them. At least, we hope they were audience members and not participants.