ISO Baby
Have you ever received an offer for something that you weren’t actually selling? Maybe someone wanted to buy your computer or iPhone for a few hundred bucks. Since it’s not for sale, they should pay more than what you bought it for, right? Well, what if someone cold-texted you and said that they were interested in your baby?
This isn’t a metaphor. This person actually wanted to outright purchase the OP’s baby that was growing in her womb. Look, we’re sorry about your miscarriage, but haven’t you watched Friends before? You’re not supposed to purchase other people’s babies. However, if you’d be willing to part with the stuff you bought the unborn child, the OP might be interested.