I’ll Pass the Word
There are some pretty salty people out there, but nobody’s quite as salty as this guy. He wasn’t able to get the girl, which was the reason for the ocean-level saltiness. However, in his attempt to put the girl down because he had no shot, he actually wound up making himself look like quite the silly goose.
He tried telling her that the guy in her profile pic was a model that she had no hopes of getting with. With all his creeping, you’d think that he would’ve gone through her profile to see the numerous pictures of the two of them together.