Your Account Will Be Banned in 5 Minutes
We’re going to admit something that we never told anyone here, just because we love you guys. When we were younger, we were scammed in an online game, and we threatened to get a “friend who worked at the game company” to hack the scammer’s account. The hack was a ten-minute process that we could call off if the guy returned our items.

Yes, it’s embarrassing now that we think back, but we’re glad we’re not the only one. This kid, who presumably lost at a game, claimed that a hacker was going to destroy the winner’s account. There’s no thinking ahead, you just hope that they’ll give in after you offer empty threats.