Congratulations, You Played Yourself
Wanna play a joke on your date? Ask her if she’s on birth control. It doesn’t matter that it’ll make her extremely uncomfortable or that there’s no punchline. Just text her and see what’s up. What’s the worst that could happen? She’ll just call you gross and use a bunch of emojis that show you that’s actually up for it, right?
WRONG. Because this guy tried to be all “playful” while asking her a deeply personal question, his date decided to cancel that Wednesday. You should’ve stopped playing those silly games before hitting the send button on your phone. Guess you’ll spend the night all alone this Wednesday, huh?