Way to Start a Convo After 10 Years
This eggplant emoji is all you need to know what this guy sent this woman. If that wasn’t bad enough, this was the first thing he sent to her after ten years of not speaking to each other. Most of us who deal with long-lost high school friends have to worry about sudden invitations to an MLM meeting or something.
Look, we’re not saying that you shouldn’t reconnect with old classmates, but if you do, maybe keep what’s in your pants in your pants. If you get positive vibes when you meet up, that’s cool. But don’t drunkenly send a pic or video of your willy to a person who is technically a complete stranger.