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There it is. The “nice guy.” The guy who thinks that just because you’re texting, he gets to call you whatever he wants. He’s the guy who’ll do all sorts of things for you, hoping that he could get a shot into your pants. You can tell this woman has been “nice guys” in her time.
What’s strange is that this guy isn’t even admitting he doesn’t have a fedora. To him, having a fedora is probably the most normal thing ever. A genuinely nice guy wouldn’t call someone a hurtful word just because they called you out. Don’t flatter yourself by calling yourself the “nice guy” next time, buddy.