I’m Nice, Smart, and Totally Clingy
Here’s a brief text exchange between two buddies—one who’s a “nice guy” and another who was kind enough to upload a screenshot of this convo online. The “nice guy” has totally lost it because the girl he saw a couple of times is dating someone else. Someone, call the church elders! Inform them of this young independent woman’s decision to exercise her freedoms!
He couldn’t help but call himself a “nice guy,” which is a classic “nice guy” move. Not only that, but he also claims that he’s an intellect whose brain functions better than the rest of us. Yeah, too bad you’re totally Froot Loops.