That Escalated Quickly
Some people really have no idea how text messaging works. Just because you sent the message doesn’t mean the recipient read it. This woman, who doesn’t appear to be the most patient person in the world, couldn’t stand not hearing from the OP for a mere minute or two, so she came up with the weirdest claims to grab his attention.
First, she said they were going to break up. Then she questioned her nonexistent pregnancy. After that, she said she destroyed his Xbox. We hope that wasn’t the case. She could’ve donated that Xbox to someone in need—i.e., us. She really needs to learn how to chill out.