Dolphin Denied
One day, a dolphin had fallen in love with one of the strange hairless monkeys that frequented his habitat. What the dolphin did was take someone’s oxygen tank and write, “Will you marry me?” on it, hoping that it would convince the land creature to fall for him.
Unfortunately for the dolphin, he had no idea that she was already in a loving relationship with another creature belonging to her species, and she would mistake the dolphin’s marriage proposal for her boyfriend’s. Poor, poor dolphin. Maybe try looking for a dolphin girlfriend, buddy. Anyway, congrats to the lovely human couple that had just gotten engaged!