Microbiologists Are Weird
We like to imagine that scientists are intelligent people who know what they’re doing and that they wouldn’t mess around with microscopic organisms for personal use. Then again, we’ve never met a microbiologist before, so they could all be weirdos who write messages using bacteria.
That’s what this particular microbiologist did when he proposed to his microbiologist girlfriend. The average person would’ve pushed the Petri dish away and screamed, “GROSS,” but not his girlfriend! This dish is probably growing in a lab somewhere as proof of his “romantic” gesture. After you guys get married, please, get rid of this Petri dish.