The Sandcastle Master
Some people will write the “Will you marry me?” message on paper, while others will have schoolchildren wear shirts with the message. Then there’s this guy who puts everyone to shame. Being a sandcastle master, this guy fashioned a romantic message in the sand, complete hearts and other fancy geometric shapes.
Of course, his girlfriend wasn’t going to say no to his proposal. What guy in the world could be this romantic?! This guy’s romantic stat is too high and must be stopped; he’s making the rest of us regular Schmoes look bad. Anyway, congrats on your engagement.