A Bit Too Flat
This story involves a group of band members who had an unpleasant encounter with a bar waitress. After band practice, the group went into a bar and ordered drinks. Everything was going pleasantly enough until the waitress returned with their drinks. The friend took a sip and found that it was completely flat. He told the waitress about it, and she took the drink back.
To the OP and his group of friends, they assumed that the bartender would unflatten the drink or make a new one. That’s not an unreasonable request, even one hour before closing, right? Well, the bartender didn’t think so.