Can’t Handle the Heat?
Spicy wings are spicy, but you already knew that. But have you ever tried eating ghost peppers? They aren’t the spiciest pepper in the world, but they’re hot enough to bring a grown man to his knees. The OP ordered a plate of ghost pepper wings and a second glass of water, just in case.
This triggered the server to laugh in the OP’s face. Seriously, is it unheard of for people to get a second glass of water when they eat spicy wings? The server did bring another glass of water later on, but the initial guffaw was completely unnecessary.