Redheads Are Cute
You’ve probably heard that gingers are soulless beings. It’s not true. Redheads have souls like you and us. They had no choice over their hair color, and even if they did, they should just stick with red. Redheads are cute. Except for Conan O’Brien—he’s hysterical, but cute is not a word any man or woman would use to describe him.
The waiter at this restaurant decided that they didn’t want any tips that day and went HAM on the redheaded brother. Every time the waiter spoke about him, he’d point out his hair color. Dude, you don’t know them enough to make jokes like that. You’re not being funny, you’re being totally unprofessional.