Bride In Crime
A malfunctioning wardrobe sounds like a difficult problem to solve. A clothing malfunction that exposes one’s private parts is the underlying concept. To be cited for flashing and indecent exposure, the behavior must have been deliberate. What’s going on and who invited you to this wedding?
Is everyone still wearing their tucked-in dresses? Six wedgies in a row? A win in the lottery is a better chance of that happening than that! The fact that the bride appears to be involved is even more troubling. The real fashion police should be called immediately!