Garter And Confederate Panties Should End All Doubts
The “hick twist” that some attribute to this southern rite has led some to call it such. Only a thorough examination can reveal whether or not this is the case, aside from an initial impression. Brides are known to say things like “Hey y’all” and “Yee-haw” to their guests. Is her front porch always decorated for the holidays? If so, did she sing along to anything by Charlie Daniels?
She certainly fits the description of a hillbilly chick that Gretchen Wilson gave in her song “Gretchen Wilson” Any lingering doubts about the situation should be dispelled by the garter and confederate panties. People, this is the real deal!