Foggy Memory
Ah, Xanax. The magical pill that makes you forget everything you said and did the night before. It’s like a built-in eraser for your memory. But be careful, kids, don’t rely too much on Xanax. Otherwise, you might end up like the protagonist from Memento, with nothing but Polaroids to piece together your life.
And who knows what embarrassing things you might have said on those Polaroids? So, unless you want to become a living, breathing version of a “Before and After” photo, maybe stay away from the Xanax next time you’re out in town. You might end some friendships, which you certainly don’t want to do!