Dead to Me
This is a pretty strong statement to make, but who are we to judge? We’ve all had our fair share of heartbreak, and sometimes it’s easier just to cut off all ties and move on. But let’s be real; if he’s not dead, he’s still out there living his life and having a good time.
So, it’s like calling yourself a vegetarian while still eating bacon – it doesn’t quite add up. As long as this person can find some closure and move on to bigger and better things, then more power to them. Who needs a partner when you can have a pint of ice cream and a good rom-com?