Bald as a Baby’s Backside
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you a bald head, use it to boost your career. Sean Connery did it and Bruce Willis did it. In previous generations, Yul Brynner and Telly Savalas did it, and more recently so did Vin Diesel and Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. So why not Chandler W. Mason – the bald lawyer from Atlanta, Georgia?
As Mason’s billboard advises: if you have been injured, don’t pull your hair out (see what he did there? LOL) – just contact the bald lawyer and he will make it alright. And we know he’s capable of doing it. After all, studies show that bald men (completely bald, not balding) are more confident and are considered more dominant and masculine, which are very important qualities in the courtroom.