Wait, How Many Eights Is That?
Apropos pirates – here’s another pirate lawyer! One Mr. Brown is a pirate and the other Mr. Brown isn’t. They might be brothers – I don’t know – and they have the most incredible phone number there ever was. I think that all of this is enough to make you want to choose them to take care of your personal injury case, should you happen to have one.
On second thought, maybe Mr. Brown with the cool eye patch isn’t a pirate at all – I might have misread that because of the previous lawyer ad which had a strict pirate theme. Perhaps someone poked Mr. Brown in the eye and injured him. Why is he smiling then? Cause he and his partner got him a fortune.