Law of the Jungle
I was so impressed by the gorilla on this billboard that I immediately checked out their website. You’ll be happy to hear that The Gorilla Law Firm still operates in Lubbock, Texas, and is headed by the gorilla himself: Davis W. Smith, P.C., whose photo looks at least as intimidating as the gorilla’s. Plus his hobby is Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
The Gorilla Law Firm promise that if you choose them, you’ll get “an aggressive team that will work hard to win your case.” And their website is full of cool gorilla logos. The only thing that struck me as odd is the fact that one of the things they specialize in is animal bites. I mean – what happens if a gorilla bites you? Whose side will they be on?