Everyone dreams of just walking into the office one day, throwing coffee at their boss’ face, and screaming, “I QUIT!” at the top of their lungs. What people don’t tell you about this dream is that it can get you in a lot of trouble—hot coffee is no joke! When it comes to walking away from the job, you should do the decent thing and hand in your two-week notice. Or don’t, it’s completely up to you. Here are 50+ stories of people who exited the workplace once and for all after handing in some pretty memorable resignation letters.
Now, That’s Better
Working at a fast-food joint isn’t as fun as it might sound when you’re a kid. You don’t get to gorge on burgers and fries whenever you want. In fact, odds are you have a boss who doubles down on being a jerk because they have nothing better to do.
This person was fed up with their unreasonable boss, so when they were tasked with changing the letters on the Wendy’s billboard, they did what anyone in their situation would do. They wrote, “Greg, I quit. Now, that’s better.” That is better, but probably not very much for Greg, anyway.