A Bottle of Condolences
Some people will turn to the bottle when someone important to them leaves forever. There are other healthier things you can do to keep the blues away, but we haven’t found it yet. Anyway, this socially awkward employee wanted to say goodbye, so they did it in the most socially awkward way possible.
They got their boss a bottom of what is supposed to be alcohol. Judging from the bottle, it looks more like maple syrup, but we’re probably wrong. By the way, the only story about the OP that their former co-workers will share is how they brought a single-serving bottle of beer to the workplace.