Everyone’s Fly Remains Unzipped
There is quite a lot to unpack here, so listen up. Firstly, this employee wanted to hand in their two-week notice, but they didn’t want to make a big deal out of it. The letter was nice, but it went from formal to strange to threatening and, finally, back to strange.
How did this person know the reader’s fly was unzipped? How on Earth is this printed letter going to explode when it’s not connected to anything? And finally, why did they feel the need to inform us that their fly was unzipped, too? This sounds like one heck of a company to work for.