Yo Ho
This individual contractor quit in one of the most humorous ways possible. They decided, seemingly out of the blue, that their true calling was to become a pirate. And as their current work relationships didn’t afford them the ability to travel the seven seas, it was best to part ways.
As funny as this letter is, it also sets the tone for resigning. This person wanted to leave the company, and there was nothing anyone could do about it. Sometimes, arguing with an employer about how they could’ve kept you is more tiring than coming up with the resignation letter.