From Your Cat Friend
Is… is this person a cat? Because the card is about losing a beloved cat, but the OP wrote, “It’s me.” Is this person a dead cat? What’s going on here? In reality, the OP couldn’t find a more fitting card, so they used the first Hallmark card they could get their hands on.
At least they said they were leaving in two weeks, even if they wrote it in a totally inappropriate card. Well, you do you, cat lady. There’s no good way to say you’re going to leave the office, so you might as well use a random card to write your resignation letter.