Flush
If you feel that your company is going down the toilet, it’s best to abandon ship as quickly as possible. That way, you won’t get your company’s stink all over you as they try to put out all the fires they could’ve avoided. Or just leave and watch your company slowly fall apart as an outside spectator.
The best thing about this letter is that it wasn’t written on paper. Well, technically, it was, but it’s not a type of paper you would typically use to print important documents, like resignation letters. Then again, it probably wasn’t worth wasting good paper to break the news of your departure to a boss you hate with all your heart.