The Great Office Supply Store in the Sky
The story behind this highly eloquent letter is that a former store associate wanted to leave their old job after getting hired at a higher-paying job. They didn’t want to burn any bridges on their way out the door, so using their Ph.D. in English, they came up with this letter. There are far too many big words for us to understand.
It’s nice that this person took the time and effort to come up with such a lovely letter, but for goodness’ sake—speak English! Why use many words when few words good? And why use big words when small words fine?