Uther Needs Me
Alright, so this is a pretty funny resignation application. This person, whom we assume is a diehard World of Warcraft player, wanted to leave their job because—get this—they had been stationed to the Burning Legion to defend the light in the name of Uther.
And the thing that hurts the most is that if their company had only given them five days off to go to Toronto (presumably to attend a World of Warcraft convention), they wouldn’t feel the need to abandon their post. In those five days, they would’ve succeeded in helping Uther keep the Undead at bay!