1-800-KISS-MY-What?
For some reason, some managers think that they own their employees. They consider us to be their personal punching bags and that we will never retaliate. Well, times have changed, and more and more people are standing up to bully managers. This drunken fool was no longer going to push the OP around!
At 3 PM one day, the OP handed in their resignation letter in the form of an office memo. In the details, they wrote, “You are a drunken pig with no foresight or business acumen.” The best way to take your boss down a notch is to insult their business and managerial skills.