Gone but Never Forgotten
Oh, man. We have a fallen soldier over here. David Sell was a fantastic person. He was probably a kind guy, and maybe he did something nice for someone a long time ago. We’ll miss you, David. You were only… four years old?
Actually, this is David Sell’s resignation letter (and photograph, for some reason). He had worked at Five Guys for four years, but he had finally had enough. Perhaps he was fed up with smelling the burgers but never getting to take any home. That would definitely make us want to quit on the spot.