Resignation? $199.99
Oh, neat! The NUWAVE Pro Infrared Ovens are in! Let’s take a quick look at the specs to see whether or not it’s the right toaster oven for our kitchen! Hm, it has a digital control panel. That’s nice; it’s a lot better than playing with dials and buttons. “MY BOSS IS A [censored].” Well, that doesn’t sound too good.
“Comes with an extended ring kit.” Yeah, we’ve never heard of that before. “I’M QUITTING TODAY.” Wow, this toaster oven really doesn’t mess around, does it? And it’s on sale for just $119.99? Can we buy two of these, please?