#24: You’re a Mean One
I’ve looked at enough maps of the United States of America to have a pretty good idea of what it looks like, so when I read this next one, I was pretty sure that it was total nonsense. Then I took a closer look at the picture that’s attached to it.
And you know what? When it’s a photograph, and it’s from the right angle, this is actually a lot more true than I expected. Can you see him there, with his fluffy green hair in the south and Georgia becoming his shoulders? Please tell me you guys are seeing this, too, so I know I’m not crazy.