#32: Come On, Kansas
The first time you read this headline, you might gloss over the first three words; you might think, “What do I need to read those for? We all know that this was Florida Man, striking again.” But if you think that, prepare to be shocked.
Kansas! What are you doing, Kansas? We expected better from you. But it seems like Florida Man is a little impressed. He thinks that if Kansas Man keeps up the hard work, he could someday be a master of mayhem, like Florida Man is.