#16: Iowa Traffic Be Like
You may laugh, but this is a severe traffic jam. Depending on how large the cattle herd is, it can take an hour for the road to clear. Not only that, but sometimes there is no one directing these lovely large animals if they’ve decided to boycott and go for a stroll. You can’t run them over, and they don’t care if you honk!
Thankfully, anyone from rural Iowa knows there’s always a chance of a cow-laden traffic jam, so they add time into their ride so they aren’t late. Those that don’t have an epic excuse. “I’m so sorry I’m late, Mr. Jones let his cows out an hour earlier than usual, and I had to wait for them to cross!”