#32: What Is that, New Mexico?!
Stepping on a Lego makes you hop on one foot for three minutes at 2 am, but stepping on one of these bad boys looks like the equivalent of a midnight scorpion sting. I bet they hurt more than the gumballs off a sweet gum tree! It turns out this little thing is likely a caltrop burr.
I could, of course, be wrong, so if you’re from New Mexico, forgive me. Still, it looks similar enough, and I wouldn’t want to step on any type of burrs! Those things can get lodged in your foot and break off, needing actual surgery to remove the burr splinter. No, thank you!