Slip of the Tongue
Don’t you hate it when you go to the hospital checkup and have to wait three or four days for the results? Really, how long does it take for the doctors to check our blood and stool samples before determining that we’re as fit as a fiddle? And when the doctor finally has your results, you have to go into the office to hear the good news before slapping you with a bill that gives you a heart attack.
Luckily for the OP, they didn’t have to make the trip to the hospital. The secretary who texted him slipped up by telling him that he had cancer. We know cancer is never funny, but you gotta admit that the way this guy received the bad news is pretty humorous.