You’ve Goat to be Kidding
When your SO messages you about bringing home a surprise, you’re probably thinking it’s something that either you or the two of you will like. However, in most cases, when a husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. brings home a happy surprise, it’s only something that delights them.
For instance, this husband was in for a shock when his wife told him that a goat was going to live with them. Unfortunately for him, it was not a joke. And we guarantee that even though he didn’t want it, he’s going to be the one to scoop up its turds from the living room floor.