Sometime between 12 AM and 12 PM
Let’s talk about the name of the soon-to-be-famous play, War and Cheese. What in the world is going on in that play? We’re pretty sure that the title is more than enough to attract a crowd, even if it’s a total dud. We honestly pray that the whole set involves the actors tossing wedges of cheese at each other.
Now, let’s talk about Mittens for a sec. Is this some sort of play on an actual stage, or is it something that you and Earl perform in your shared apartment? If the schedule is as ambiguous as your wake-up time, we’re not sure anyone will come to watch it.