Mommy Knows Best
We thought the OP was the best mother in the world, but it was all just one huge misunderstanding. She said she was going to teach her daughter how to drink over the weekend, which sounds like a great mother-daughter activity. What the mom really meant to say was drive. It’s not exactly a good idea to drink when you’re behind the wheel.
But don’t worry, mom. Your daughter will have first-hand drinking experience when you’re not around. After all, that’s what teenagers do. That, and play Yu-Gi-Oh cards in the cafeteria, right? That’s what all the cool kids are into the last time we heard.