You Take My Breath Away
When someone tells you that they can’t breathe over text, it’s usually not a reason for concern. If that really was the case, they wouldn’t reach for their phone and tell someone who can’t do a darned thing about their asphyxiation. So, the OP assumed the best. Kevin couldn’t breathe because she took his breath away.
Aw, you’re so sweet and innocent. The real reason why Kevin is struggling to breathe is that he probably ate far too many Chicken McNuggets in one sitting. We heard that you can only eat around 400 McNuggets before going into a nugget-induced coma. Stay safe, everyone.