Legalize Marinara
“Pasta.” That’s it. No context, no further elaboration, no nothing. “Pasta.” Are you hungry for pasta? Did pasta somehow do something to you that screwed you up psychologically? This is pasta-bly one of the world’s most unsolvable mysteries. We hope you gnocchi how serious of an issue this is.
If you don’t, don’t be alfredo to let us know. We’ll tortellini fill you in if you have any questions. Holy cannelloni, these puns are terrible. Oh, you wanna throw hands? Come and spa-get it, we know you’re not stroganoff. We can’ help but ravioli on the floor, we’re laughing so hard.