Roasted! Or Melted!
Do you know why the Kardashians aren’t allowed anywhere near the ocean? Because there’s already too much plastic in the water! Zing! Why isn’t anyone with plastic surgery allowed near radiators? They might melt. Ka-Pow! Do you know what the leader of the plastic surgery anonymous group felt when he saw new faces in the crowd? Disappointment. Meh.
You can tell that this guy still holds some animosity toward his ex-GF. We have no idea how their relationship went south, but we’re fairly certain that it had something to do with plastic surgery. You know what they say about people who get implants, right? They’re so phony.