Too Soon
It turns out that the whole JFK assassination thing was one huge misunderstanding, and it all stems from a single typo. They texted Lee Harvey Oswald and informed them that they needed to shoot someone in Dallas. However, you can’t ignore that Oswald may have been a bit too trigger-happy at that moment since he didn’t even question the thought of shooting the POTUS.
Seriously, you guys. It’s too soon to be making JFK assassination jokes. People may have forgotten just how influential and revolutionary a president JFK was. He set a precedent for Bill Clinton to do what he did in the White House with Lewinsky!