That Is Not a Ewe
Look, we’re not here to judge anyone about their preferences. If you’re a sheep shagger, do you, dog. We just prefer that you keep your sheep-shagging lifestyle in the privacy of your own home. Also, just know that we’re calling Animal Control on you since you’re harming a poor animal.
However, please note that Scott is not a sheep shagger. He’s a ram shagger, as in he has a fondness for male sheep. He tried to play it off by claiming he loves ewe (pronounced like you), but a picture is worth a thousand words. You played yourself by using a ram emoji, Scott.