Spoiler Alert
According to the United States Parachute Association (yes, this is a thing, look it up), only 15 out of 3.3 million parachutists die yearly. Several jumps with parachutes failed, but thankfully, everyone survived. With this in mind, there are people who lived through their parachute failing and could talk about it (or complain).
But, before I go on, there’s one last thing I’d like to say. When you explain it to others, it isn’t amusing. It’s past time we got the word out that you’re not appreciated. It’s similar to telling someone the conclusion of a recent motion picture who hasn’t yet seen it. Spoiler alert: no one wants to hear it.