The Pen Gets It
Office pranks may occasionally take a sinister turn. Consider this ransom note for a pen, which someone in the office discovered. Their pen went missing. It turned out that their colleague had it. The memo states that the owner should fill a blank white envelope with 50 dollars and “lend it to the Telecom mail slot or lose it.”
This individual adds that the pen is very afraid and wants to return home. They will not hesitate to use the pen’s ink and dispose of it incorrectly if told to do so. What a terrible person. It’s only a piece of writing equipment! What did it ever do to you? This is an indication of poor job performance.